CONDOM IN A NUTSHELL
Yes! It’s a Real Condom Inside A Real Hazelnut !
Are You Looking For The Ultimate Prank?
The hazelnuts are real until you crack one open
And then BAM !!
Out pops a REAL CONDOM !!
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or turning any gathering into an unforgettable moment !
It’s a unique hand crafted conversation piece, designed to amuse & surprise everyone !
Because the world didn’t have enough funny gifts
How Did Condom Nuts Happen?
It started as a party joke and cracked into a viral sensation. Condom Nuts are the funniest novelty gift you’ll ever give, a real nut hiding a real condom inside. Perfect for birthdays, couples, pranks, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh (and staying safe).
We believe laughter is contagious just like good protection habits.
Frequently Asked Nuts
How do you make them?
It takes 5 steps to complete one.. The rest is a Secret.. (sorry)
How long have you been doing this?
Over 35 years.
Are they edible?
No!! This is a novelty item only! They are not to be eaten of used as a contraceptive.
What colors do they come in?
White or Red.. (sorry it’s what ever I have in stock at the time that I send). If for you want to order a 100 white or more, I can send those out in that color.
How much is shipping?
S/H is $5.00, no matter how many you order!
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Grab Your Nuts
Choose your favorite pack of Condom Nuts. Warning: side effects include uncontrollable laughter.
2
Crack It Open
Use your bare hands, a nutcracker, or pure chaotic energy. Inside? A surprise that’ll make you blush.
3
Enjoy the Laughs
Give it to a friend, a date, or that coworker who needs to loosen up. Congratulations, you just gave the funniest gift on the internet.
The Jealous Nut Affair
A customer of mine bought 150 nuts. He went to a restaurant to meet his wife (who wasn’t there yet). Meanwhile, a lady friend of his sat at the table to talk to him. Meanwhile, his wife came in (not knowing this lady was a friend of his). She walked out to his car and took the 150 nuts & dumped them on the parking lot at this really fancy restaurant.
Back for More Nuts!
The following day, my customer went back to the parking lot to try and recover as many nuts as he could, and when he got there, all he saw were all the condoms laying there. The cars ran over them that night. He only recovered a few. The next day he called me & had to order more!!
I’ve had many customers call me & tell me there’s and how much fun they like these nuts.
Let’s Make Some Noise
Got an idea? A wild project? Or maybe just an itch to build something cool together? We’re those people who get way too excited about fresh ideas so go on, drop us a line.
Tell us what you’re dreaming up, and we’ll bring the spark, the design, and the chaos-in-a-good-way energy to make it happen.
Let’s turn your “what if…” into “holy sh*t, we did that.”